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Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. We arrived at the restaurant and Rob was ordering food I hadn’t allowed myself to eat in years. Gas strikes in two different ways - uncontrollable toots or sharp, shooting pains that feel a lot like dying. Not to make a scene, I told Rob I suddenly wasn’t feeling well and probably needed to head home. “Seriously, you need to hurry - I’m in a lot of pain.” I managed to say through gritted teeth. I sat silently, sweat accumulating above my upper lip.

More like a “Is someone dead and rotting in your trunk and am I in hell?

” I screamed (yes, I literally screamed it like I was in a horror movie).

Penguin Hugs and Kisses is a sweet ecard that lets you send your love to someone special whether they're at work, or many miles away. Finally, I heard the front door shut, and the Cobra engine zoom away. I didn’t think it was possible to ever see a man again after he screams he can taste your fart after only knowing you for 48 hours. “It was your rack that saved you,” he just lovingly reminded me. Now we’re married and he’s lying on the couch while I type this ... You are free to share the link via social media, but this article may not be copy and pasted in its entirety to be republished and redistributed elsewhere without permission (this includes pasting entire story to Facebook, Pinterest, email, etc.). Love ecards are the perfect way to send a romantic thought to someone special.Whether you're a long-distance couple, or see each other every day, you must keep the love alive, and there's no easier way to do that than with a romantic card from Doozy! Share on Facebook Say I love you with a fun animated ecard, and your special someone will carry a smile with them for the rest of their day.

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